(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.
(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?
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An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".
Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."
by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009
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A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.
It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.

The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019
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Super gay and suck d*** he never gets girl and he fat but i got one food thing to say about him he stank more than any other person on earth and he super dirty
Lionel major is gay not the happy gay like he gay like he got a boyfriend
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A: I'm a mathematics major and I'm unemployed.

B: You don't need to say that twice.
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Pulling a huge failure; fucked up really, really bad. A shitshow that should always be forgotten.
P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.
by TheTrollUhate March 01, 2016
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