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Noun: a piece of shit with bits of corn in it
I ate three ears of corn at the BBq yesterday. I bet a drop a good maizelturd today.
by Willie Pounder March 27, 2020
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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I ate three ears of corn at the barbeque last night, I;m gonna drop one hell of a Maizelturd
by Willie Pounder March 27, 2020
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