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a type of weed;
low quality hydroponic marijuana sold at slightly above schwag prices.
Billy said, "Damn! This shit is good, bra."
Johny replied, "It's maize, yo!"
by ENoble March 10, 2007
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A maize is the BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG YOU WILL EVER MEET. Chances are, she is a prefect and has a face looking like a vagina its like hearing a sperm whale make clicking noises, you will wanna kill yourself hearing it, its just a bundle of pure diabolism and misery coming out. Seeing one is worse than opening a pandoras box. Basically, shes gods failed plan at a human and reincarnated as this. When you see one. RUN

Heres something to say to maize when you see one:-
You are a retard. I hate you. I hate the fact you exist. You are scum. You are an absolute fucking douchebag. You are a lowlife piece of human garbage. You absolute fucking retard cunt. You are a waste of a human being. You've done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that's important. You dumb cunt, you piece of shit. You're not even a son of a bitch, that's too dignified a term for what you are. You know, you're not even human. You don't deserve the word human because you are that much of a fucking disgrace to people all around the globe, worldwide. It's a dishonor to put you in the same sentence with that word, you asshole. You do not deserve to live, you shit. You are a terrible excuse for a human being. You are an ABSOLUTE cunt. You have single-handedly made me lose my faith in God. You are the reason why I hate humanity. You are a piece of fucking trash. You dumb fucking cretin, you absolute fucking buffoon, bumbling idiot. Fuck you

Bottom line is, she is a thot who makes up stories ,lies, and snitches for no good reason
Dude 1: WTF happened to you bro?
Dude 2, I saw a maize, and i thought i was dead...
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A word said to signify an unspoken bond between you and your group. Referenced from the movie ‘Grown Ups,’ and hence must always be said with your most annoying, slurred, nasal accent, as per the film.

One person says it, and it is custom for the rest of the group to respond in suit.

There is no particular situation to use this word, it is perhaps the most versatile word in the English language: use it to fill a silence, as a reaction, when one mate chuns, when another’s girlfriend splits with him, when Grandma Hillary dies - maize.
Lawrence: “Maize”

Cammie, Oscar, Ben, Jamie: “Maize”

Elle *crying*: “he just doesn’t like me anymore!!”
Phoebe, Ruby, Sadie etc.: “Maize”

TV Host: “and the winning numbers are 12, 3, 15, 9, and 10!”
Tom: “Maize”
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