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A dried piece of snot hanging from ones nostril blowing back and forth with every inhale and exhale. Like a maitre'd at the front of a restaurant.
Dave's date was going well with Kate until the maitre'd scared her shitless.
by Eric GGGG November 20, 2006
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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