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An awesome girl to hang out with who is also very down to earth. She will always make you laugh, with her or at her. CAUTION MAKES RANDOM SEXUAL REMARKS/JOKES. Also, you can't help, but to protect her and her high spirit. Most likely found within a club partying her ass off but not to hard. She also loves a good Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upside-Down Milk Machine. You'll have lots of fun with this one. Proceed with caution when approaching this one. May try to scratch your eyes out, best if approached with a stick and food. Caution: when orgasms she tends to act like a praying mantis, the only difference is she saves the head as a measure of her conquests.
John: Dude did you hear about Matt and his wild night with Maissel.

Juan: No what happened?
John: Dude made her cum so hard he lost his head! Its mounted on her wall now.
by generously_generic July 19, 2017
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