The time that someone takes for the appearance to get ready
how long does it take for you to get ready? are you high maintenance?
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in reference to a hand-job, (aka handie)
handy-man does mantenance.
we couldn't fuck because her mom was awake in the next room, so i let her give me some maintenance.
by chuck_diesel January 21, 2008
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when a maintenance associate is doing their actual duty.
"Manuel can maintenize like no otha motha when it comes to fixing things."
by Wyett August 10, 2008
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An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.
"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."
by tdog59 July 15, 2009
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When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.
Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
by Zima69err July 13, 2016
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When you got to clear the weeds, release some finely aged fluids, wax and lube up the shaft.
Person A: Hey bro you free tomorrow?
Person B: Naw bro I got shaft maintenance!
by Bosancheros February 14, 2016
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The fine art of bludgeoning an electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.
My goddamned monitor was flickering until I used some percussive maintenance; now it's totally dead and Help Desk is bringing me a new one.
by naz_ghul March 14, 2003
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