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To keep your composure even in the most adverse and drunken circumstance.
Dude I need to maintain or I won't make it to the next bar.
by dannyfoskey February 07, 2003
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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v. to successfully keep up with the psychological and physical demands of a drug habit, but to do no more than that.
by porkupine April 04, 2010
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To trim and/or shave one's pubic hair.
Jane had a date with Timmy on Friday night; on Thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.
by Ronald V. Mexico July 24, 2008
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To make a token phonecall or some other token effort to show your lady that you are always thinking of her whilst embarking on a 24 hour session.
Fancy another beer mate?
Err yeah but give me a minute. I need to maintain while I'm still capable
by deathbygirth April 07, 2004
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