Urban Dictionary: maimed

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getting completely destroyed or ripped apart by an event like a contest, game, or test. Usually happens after you study all night for a test and get stuck on one question.

Matt: "Man, I just got maimed on that test!"
George: "That sucks."

by I<3pie May 20, 2007

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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

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maimed

looking trashed after making out for a extended time.
Its obvious what you have been doing.

She looked so maimed after snogging that guy all night

by Madz yer March 08, 2009

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maimed

ugly, busted permanently injured in the face (not to be confused with main bitch)

is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your maimed bitch?

by DJ Canon November 23, 2009

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Maimed

Shredded, overtly muscular

Setting: Erewhon Organic Grocery
Guy 1: Yo let’s get some Kombucha, go to Gold’s and get MAIMED
Guy 2: Wait, you mean like slaughtered? We’re starting a fight?
Guy 1: No, fam, it’s like swole, or yolked, but ON ANOTHER LEVEL

by Ubermenschuby March 11, 2020

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