J:ey what came in the mail today
T:*pulls out gun* STFU right now bitch
by TheAHHman January 14, 2021
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In Northern Ireland mail means to date someone usually they will ask over text “mail xx” and if you said yes the u would probs talk over Snapchat and irl it would be awkward but if you said no you would tell all your ewww he asked me for a mail cause after that he would probs ask every other girl In your class until someone said yes also these mails would last a day or a week at most
Oh yeah I’m mailing him
He asked me for a mail last week ewww
by Jess.schnapp December 27, 2020
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My Ass Is Laughing.

Used when LOL won't cut it. Similar to LMAO, Smeh or ROFL
Ex:

Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?

Chapman: BEARS MAIL

Chapman:

Otto: MAIL so hard rn
by Lectric Larry January 17, 2019
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My Ass Is Laughing

Used to describe when something is so funny LMAO just won't cut it.
Chapman: anal is for assholes
Ottoman: MAIL rn
by Lectric Larry January 21, 2019
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A term used to describe a males scrotum usually from the bent over position. (usually through a set of tight pants or cycle shorts etc...)
"Oh, looks like johnny is giving us a look at his mail bag!!"

Looks like Johnny is showing us the back side of his scrotum through his cycle shorts.
by PLASTIQUE June 10, 2012
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Not everyone that delivers the mail is male. Some mail carriers are female.
The dog didn't like the mail chick or anybody shaped like the mail chick. Something about the buzz haircut triggered the dog, and it would always start chasing her.
by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020
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A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.
Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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