After eating huge quantities of cabbage and drinking 2 Liters of Rot-Gut whiskey, I released a terrible Smell Mail to my unsuspecting Manager at the office.

Thanks! No more snail mail!
Cheetah mail? Or snail mail?

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States.

Oh yeah, I got an agree-mail from him the other night, at 4am!

Slipping in the polls, having run out of humans to mock and bully, needing somebody to put down, Trump took on the USPS, calling it "a joke". The world would quake before him, the Alpha Mail.

Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."