The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.

A very expensive prostitute, so called because they charge by the minute.

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.

Something made so well that it looks as if it were made by a maid in a fancy hotel.

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.

A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.

The feeling when you return to your vacation hotel room after going for a walk, with an intestinal explosion imminent, only to see the maid cart in the corridor near your room. There's a visceral feeling of panic when you realise you may have lost "home field advantage" for your imminent morning joy dump. Particularly relevant after a big night in Vegas.