by velthebird March 18, 2021
by realOGlord420 November 18, 2013
a woman who has passed the age at which women typically marry (for the first time) and/or have children without doing either (derogatory term; "maid" is short for "maiden" meaning "virgin", and stems from the former presumption that a woman who had neither married nor had children was a virgin)
by N'Awlins Contrarian March 31, 2010
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by olibur December 23, 2020
A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.
"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."
"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."
"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."
by Steve-er January 31, 2010