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If you ever meet a mahryan,run away as fast as you can until you reach the moon. Mahryan is an asshole who likes to have sex with multiple ladies. He makes the worst boyfriend and is 70 percent gay. You'll hate him and he'll molest you and your mom. He is a stupid idiot with buck teeth that he never brushes. Save yourself, RUN!
Mahryan: Hey ladies
Ladies: Well hello there ;)
other person: Be careful! That's a Mahryan!
Ladies: AHHHHHHHHHH *runs away screaming*
That hoe
Ladies: Well hello there ;)
other person: Be careful! That's a Mahryan!
Ladies: AHHHHHHHHHH *runs away screaming*
That hoe
by Princess unicorn cupcake July 03, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018