The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.
Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.
by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013
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That bitch who fucks all your hoes. The girls all love him and wish to fuck him. He’s also on a period half the time.
by Fuckingpussypath April 28, 2018
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A male who is tall, lanky, wears glasses and has a bald head.
"Shut up you Maguire"
by The one & only TBM May 09, 2006
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