This is the type of guy who would steal your glass of orange juice. He's just a dick. If you get to know him he can be very nice and will cherish you. The one he chooses to love will get all of his affection, they are pretty lucky to have a magnum grundy.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.