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A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.
As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
by Rationalize October 10, 2011
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n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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Magnum Dong is a phrase said by Danny DeVito. He requires a Monster Condom for his Magnum Dong.
I dropped my Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong.
by Bruuh Moment August 01, 2019
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To have or having a gaint pp. Others names for it are moster pp,giant pp
TAE AND CHLOE HAVE MAGNUM DONGSSS
by Magnumdongsforlife June 27, 2019
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When you slap two or three xl magnum condoms on your penis then proceed to have rough sex with another man
My boyfriend magnum donged me last night.
by Plump wang69 January 04, 2020
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