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La Cosa Nostra: A mythological organized crime syndicate invented by racist protestant feds to demonize Catholics and Italian Americans. Also used generically to refer to any race or nationality based organized crime syndicate.
Tommy's in the mafia you say? Listen here...There is no such thing as the mafia, but there is such as thing as accidentally falling down your stairs and landing back-of-the-head first on an errantly placed icepick... capice?

Vic and the strike team stole money from the Armenian mafia.
by Elias Creed April 26, 2007
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me: Woah! Did you just see that mafia totally kick that gangsta's ass?

random guy: :0!
by DaRealFatty June 24, 2009
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The organisation that controls the money in the world.
The mafia owns the casinos in Shreveport, like bling-bling
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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the word Mafia was "coined" in a revolt that occurred after a French soldier raped a Palermo woman on her wedding day on Easter Monday 1282. A large group of Sicilian men retaliated and killed the French soldier. As the news of the retaliation spread around, other Sicilians grouped together in town after town killing thousands of French. The word Mafia" became the Sicilian’s battle cry, taken from the raped girl’s mother, who ran through the streets shouting "ma fia, ma fia", my daughter, my daughter.
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Polish Mafia Is Crazy Mother Fuckers they Pop and Chop people every day, once there even was a thing where the polish mafia fed a motherfucker to lions at the zoo, no fucking joke.
The Polish beat the shit out of the Russians in a mafia turf war. The Polish Own Chicago!
by Polish Pryde August 28, 2003
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Parasites, much like politicians, personal trainers, movie and pop stars. All in all they receive a much better media image, but at heart remain as they were always were- vultures of society; thugs and petty criminals. I have more respect for mosquitoes.
If you are in the mafia I hope you are somehow jettisoned into space.
by Small dog named karl July 12, 2003
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