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Maejordann, the most attractive mutual i could have. super hot, keeps my mental health up.

is sometimes concerning 🙂. they like cum and milfs.
Holy shit is that maejordann??? The person michi is in love with???
by mochisobbing March 28, 2021
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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