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Extreme Fattness...anything involving being fat, lazy, sloppy, ugly, and conservative.
by Ashtar2 May 16, 2006
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Hot,smart, sexy, and has a huge pp

He’s cool and he’s planned out his life already his career if you don’t have a maddock in your life pray He needs nice and funny and wants to be your friend
by Nejjrnrbxjjx December 31, 2020
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10 inch cock sexy af drippy and romantic he loves to cuddle they girls and he smart the whole package
There’s maddock
by Hfjfndm January 29, 2021
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Huge pp loves to cuddle romantic handsome and is drippy af he’s a nice funny guy and is very smart
by Hfjfndm February 03, 2021
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Similar to a male reproductive organ, see also cock. Also used to describe the flaky bits of semen on the end of a penis. It is also the term used by many cultures for aids.
"Oh my god you stinking whore! you gave me MADDOCKS!"

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"You Giant MADDOCKS!"
by Danny Hunt September 20, 2005
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