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A mythical beast that is under 5 feet tall. It is said that it frog squats about tree-fiddy for 10 clean reps. Even with this much weight you would not guess it is that strong. You might even think to yourself "does it even lift"?
by JoeAverageStrength March 15, 2011
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an obese unkept female who is generally found in sweatpants, gets jealous over the hottie/honey dip in the room that her man can't take his eyes off of, sometimes resulting in obvious bickering between the couple who leave the area shortly after the incident. Therefore she becomes a "mad cow" also known to be found happening with skinny ugly girls who have no boobs or personality and buck teeth, bug eyes , etc.
Madcow: has look of hate and eating chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy watching husband every eye movement and says nothing
Husband : can't control himself and incessantly stares while drooling at hotties taute firm ripe ass- leaves with raging hard on.
<mad cow > < Mad > <cow> <Madcow disease>
Honeydip to friend ; look! that Madcow and her man r leaving now
Husband : can't control himself and incessantly stares while drooling at hotties taute firm ripe ass- leaves with raging hard on.
<mad cow > < Mad > <cow> <Madcow disease>
Honeydip to friend ; look! that Madcow and her man r leaving now
by Space cowgirl68 March 31, 2013
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When a male ejaculates into his hand and proceedes to pentrate ones vagina with with their fist resulting in pregnancy.
by Cowslapper October 17, 2018
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A soccer momwhen she discovers that her husband's been cheating on her with his secretary/president, or when her kids are accused of something, like shooting up their school because they ran out of Froot Loops. Basically,a fat, angry irrational woman.
When they announced that Mrs. McMooney's son was the one who called in the bomb threat at the mini-mal, she went into full-on Mad cow mode.
by Shawn B. May 03, 2003