Type of delusional insanity in which owners of Apple products believe they have accessed some sort of techno heaven whilst the rest of the earth wander round in some sort of technological hell.
Typically brings on gloating, narcissistic behaviour, fatuousness and the sincere belief that owning a mac or other iproduct gives them a clearer complexion, more sex appeal and the right to bore everyone to tears with how wonderful Steve Jobs' latest gadget is.
Nathan (for it is he): Omg you are so the looz, buying a Windows pc, ha ha, Windows 7 is just copying the mac os and sooooo inferior. Ha ha, let's all go back to vcrs and betamax, shall we, ha ha (begins to drool and cackle)

Dudess: Oh no! I can't stand anymore of this macness (kicks Nathan in balls)

Dude: Cool, sis, I was taping that for the web, shame Nathan won't be able to see it tho', coz his ishit don't run flash (guffaws into sunset)
by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010
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a game of surprise involving knocking things out of another person's hands.
Dylan: *walks by with his books*
Trey: *knocks them out of his hands* "mac mac"
Dylan: "Shit" *picks up books again*
(repeat as many times as wanted)

Mariah: *eating a box of Cheez its*
Sara: *knocks them out of her hands* - "mac mac"
Mariah: "Damn it Sara"
by Kizzy-boo February 26, 2011
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to try to hit on someone of the opposite sex, but usually a man trying to hit on a woman.
Shawn was getting his mac on at the club the other night.

Shawn was trying to mac on this girl at the bar.
by whistle_grrl September 17, 2003
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actually a word that indicates hood power of a gangster(specially afro-american), his command in crack dealing, slut management, he runs an entire industry related to local gangster crimes.
Mac daddy( a gang head), Mac thang (a firm of gangsters)
by tanan April 20, 2008
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1. Macintosh computer made by Apple

2. a form or address for a man whose name is unknown to the speaker

3. M*A*C cosmetics--brand of makeup with five social initiative programs

4. pimp/player

5. (in rowing)Marina Aquatic Center junior rowing team
1.just bought a new macbook air so i can watch all my favorite movies.. oh wait..oh...no cd drive....awkward...fml

2.(random dude walks by)Heyy Mac!

3.a "mac daddy"

4.girl1:I got new eyeshadow from m.a.c!!

girl2:........and then you found 20 dollars?

5.MAC won a race in Southwest regionals!yah!
by whoareyou212 February 27, 2011
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a pimp or playa or mackin on sumone to put your moves on her
damn son ur a mak daddy

whatch me mac on dis gurl
by idk May 08, 2003
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Overpriced pieces of shit that cost $500+ more then a computer with the same specs, can't play games, non upgradable, can't use 90 percent of general software, does less.

Used by the 8 year old, elderly, ignorant hipsters.
Macs, the reason why they dont get most viruses is that nobody gives a shit about them.
by Jeff R Kline September 14, 2008
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