Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow