Someone very annoying and everyone dislikes

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

MacIntosh Plus is the best

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.