by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018
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The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.
by AngryAnalRapist December 28, 2010
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A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!
by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009
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1. Absolutely fabulous actress, most recently known for her role as the witty, gorgeous and intelligent Doctor Beaumont in Australian drama, All Saints!
by Chrissy D May 17, 2005
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A hammerhead shark, that can only see out of the side of there head. And when she dances it burns my eyes.
by Hellomynameisnoboady February 01, 2017
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A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.
My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.
by Can't Compete with Tablet November 26, 2008
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"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."
Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."
Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
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