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OMG APPLE SUX LOL?!?!?
So what makes XP better than Mac OS Xbetter then?
XP ROXORS NOOB!!!
Besides games, what makes it better?
UMMMM...
Yew got fucked over!
Buy OS X and see the future now!!!
So what makes XP better than Mac OS Xbetter then?
XP ROXORS NOOB!!!
Besides games, what makes it better?
UMMMM...
Yew got fucked over!
Buy OS X and see the future now!!!
by Haca October 29, 2005
22
An operation system built for babies. It contains many a moving image to keep the child interested in even the simplest task such as browsing this website. The exact opposite to linux.
by SuperSayinHi February 25, 2005
23
Mac OS X is yet another operating system for bigots and fools to latch on to. Just like windows, linux it's main purpose to get lusers to religiosly follow and purchase the OS and it's accessories.
Mac zealots, like windows and linux zealots are likely to flame you, flame you, and flame you if say anything about their os, positive or negative.
The only difference between Apple and Microsoft is that when Steve Jobs tells you to buy his new product, you do it. When bill gates and croanies tell you, you puke and ridicule. Then steal the interface for "tranformation packs".
Mac zealots, like windows and linux zealots are likely to flame you, flame you, and flame you if say anything about their os, positive or negative.
The only difference between Apple and Microsoft is that when Steve Jobs tells you to buy his new product, you do it. When bill gates and croanies tell you, you puke and ridicule. Then steal the interface for "tranformation packs".
by B1FF! March 10, 2005
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A small program considered by some to be an operating system created by Apple Inc.
History
Mac OS X is an evolution of Mac OS, which was first released on the original Macintosh on January 24, 1984. It has been "updated" yearly since its release, always accompanied by "updates" to existing computer models that consist of one gimmick and .1 gigahertz more processing power. No one knows anything else about the operating system, due to Apple's extreme secrecy
Function
The only way to interact with OS X is with the visual interface, and the user is prohibited from doing anything besides surfing the web and using iTunes.
Back End
No one knows how Mac OS X works. No one. The last person who knew how the code works was Steve Jobs. "Updates" to the operating system consist of changing the images on the operating to make it look more modern.
Hardware
OS X can only function on Apple-proprietary hardware that has not been updated since 1986. To make smaller computers, Apple pays other companies to take existing hardware and fit it into a smaller form factor, since they themselves do not know how it works. Apple also requests that every piece of hardware be manufactured on one computer chip, to make repairs as expensive as possible.
History
Mac OS X is an evolution of Mac OS, which was first released on the original Macintosh on January 24, 1984. It has been "updated" yearly since its release, always accompanied by "updates" to existing computer models that consist of one gimmick and .1 gigahertz more processing power. No one knows anything else about the operating system, due to Apple's extreme secrecy
Function
The only way to interact with OS X is with the visual interface, and the user is prohibited from doing anything besides surfing the web and using iTunes.
Back End
No one knows how Mac OS X works. No one. The last person who knew how the code works was Steve Jobs. "Updates" to the operating system consist of changing the images on the operating to make it look more modern.
Hardware
OS X can only function on Apple-proprietary hardware that has not been updated since 1986. To make smaller computers, Apple pays other companies to take existing hardware and fit it into a smaller form factor, since they themselves do not know how it works. Apple also requests that every piece of hardware be manufactured on one computer chip, to make repairs as expensive as possible.
Person 1: My computer runs on Mac OS X.
Person 2: What do you use your computer for?
Person 1: Visiting Apple's site to buy a new computer and iPhone every year.
Person 2: Nothing else?
Person 1: Nope.
Person 2: What do you use your computer for?
Person 1: Visiting Apple's site to buy a new computer and iPhone every year.
Person 2: Nothing else?
Person 1: Nope.
by DrumpfForPOTUS March 12, 2016
25
I'm typing this definition on a PC right now. Hopefully it won't cra–
::: Warning! Warning! An error has occurred! Please shut off your computer or your hard drive will be erased :::
Damn it! I know I should have gotten one of those new iMacs with OS X!
::: Warning! Warning! An error has occurred! Please shut off your computer or your hard drive will be erased :::
Damn it! I know I should have gotten one of those new iMacs with OS X!
by It's easy mm-kay! December 22, 2003
26
Apple's newest OS running on UNIX. The most stable OS ever, and has won several awards including Time magazine's Software of the Year. Something that makes PC users jealous and feel inferior, so they act like it is terrible.
I owned a PC for 3/4ths of my life, until i bought a Mac with MacOS X, and it has never crashed once.
by cattle April 12, 2004
27
The crappiest operating system out there, but only for stupid people with Apple's computers like the very stupid new G5s.
Some people think that Macs are good, but the truth is that they can't even run flash games properly, plus they are generally crappy. Those people are total dickwads.
Some people think that Macs are good, but the truth is that they can't even run flash games properly, plus they are generally crappy. Those people are total dickwads.
by Johnny Suave April 03, 2005