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The name comes from latin: king of lightning.
transferred into modern english it basicly meens a guy who is strong, brave, sporty, nice, fit and many more

People look up to a Maarten since they are very good in football / soccer, they tend to excell in many other physical sports too.

Many girls would like him because a Maarten has an athletes body, meaning six pack and tight muscles.
Thanks, im nearly as good as that guy called Maarten
by name analyzer11 October 13, 2010
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The highest rank in gaming you can achieve. If you are a real Maarten, you are an expert in Call Of Duty 4 and you love to read Tom Clansey books. A Maarten is also an expert at building LEGO-structures and in a drunk mood he screams: MWOATEH MWOATEH is the best!!

Did you build that LEGO Castle
Yes, I'm proud I'm such a Maarten.

Did you just kill him with a headshot :O!
Yes, that was a uber ownage pro lol Maarten shot.
by Diddy Geller November 27, 2008
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The most handsome and sweetest human to exist. When you think you`re worthless and unlovable, a Maarten can change that. Make sure to hold onto him for as long as you can as you won`t mean anybody who is even close to his level of perfection ever again.
Person 1: Woah what`s that coming down from the clouds?
Person 2: Oh that`s our favourite god, maarten.
by ihavethebestboyfriend August 11, 2020
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A bloke who is never around when you need him. Or otherwise.

A guy who is about as easy to locate as the Holy Grail.
Kerstin: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know, sorry.

Ten minutes later:

Chelsea: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know.

Ten minutes later:
Millie: Where is...
Lisa: I DON'T KNOW!

Ten minutes later:
Brad: Hey, have you seen...

*Brad stops talking on account of being shot in the head*
by Lisa4321 December 06, 2011
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The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone.
by SmellyMaartenSucks April 26, 2016
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He is god on earth. You can't really doubt him. If he is in the room you will feel his presence. (girl will be aroused instantly and men will be overflowed with jealousy ) Its oke If you want to be like him because if Maarten could be someone he would like to be Maarten too!

If you come across a Maarten make sure to pay up to get in the only heaven that exists (only excepts PayPal and cash)
Girl: hey is it just me or is my p*ssy getting wet?
Other girl: no, I just saw Maarten enter the room!
by Maarten(duh...) October 08, 2019
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A Maarten is the highest rank in gaming

ans he has the biggest Dick in the world
Oh I am Level 100 i am such a Maarten

Thats a Maarten Dick
by Sinadis June 05, 2017
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