when someone gets sexually aroused by being called ma'am

A partial or total loss of memory effecting only women whilst shopping for clothes or holiday decorations.

When a woman needs to "Man up" about something....

This occurs when a guy gets confused for a girl over the phone due to his soft tone of voice.

being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.

A morbidly obese female, typical to the southern region of the United States, but indigenous anywhere processed food is in abundance. Ma'am-maws (pronounced mam-maw) tend to have many family members (future Ma'am-maws) as well as numerous animals all under one roof. Upon reaching a level of obesity where sex and age seem less pronounced, they will insist upon everyone calling them Ma'am-maw. They will almost always have a southern accent, despite the fact that they can be found all over the world. Ma'am-maws are quite partial to power chairs, sponge baths, children's beauty pageants, cats, daytime television, and of course almond roca.

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.