When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.
Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M
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Potential partners who have a name starting with the letter “M” are likely to to be attractive, funny, and kind. Current science is limited but it’s believed they have an enzyme that is generated in their system that called the builtdifferentezine that allows for this condition to take shape. It’s often suggested one pursues a date of some kind or the contact information of an “M” specimen to further investigate this unusual condition.
Oh his name is Marcelese? Here’s my number, give it to him and tell him I want to grab coffee sometime! I need to test the M Theory
by BLACK-MAN December 24, 2020
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Defined as;

mighty vape lord
loves it up the bum

subway and cookie lover

ginger and proud
likes the hairy willy in the mouth
That Tiegan M is has such a beast
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Wanofi is a goddess who is the most beautiful thing that ever existed on the universe
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