Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Something to say to someone who always says FML, use LYL.
by nash.davis.charlie April 24, 2010
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A text message sent by Opal Crankshaft to her close friend and grandson, Bryant Hollifield. They started doing this when Opal misread LOL to mean 'Lots of Love'. She uses it on Facebook as well as on her cell. The initials mean 'Love You Lots'. So if your relationship with your sweetie isn't going well, try sending them an LYL!
Opal: Oh great! Another great Facebook message. I wonder who wrote this?

Earl: I did! I sent you an LYL. Its not that difficult. You still look as pretty as the day I first met you!

Sylvia: Dad, you LYL'd Mom? That's sweet! But what is LYL? I've always heard of LOL, but not that one.

Opal: (she takes her cell out) Well, it means Love You Lots. Me and Bryant use it. He loves it. (she kisses Sylvia and texts LYL)

Pearl: Yeah, that's a real love maker there! When you see an LYL, look out! Your heart's gonna burst.

Opal: That's right, Sis, gotta warm up those love muscles. (she kisses Pearl).

Earl: Sweet! LYL is very pretty. (they all take their cell phones and make a toast) Here's to us, LYL! Love You Lots!
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2012
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Dark Goddess of Providence, Empress of the Universe, Asian Queen of all Humans, Turtles, Pandas and Otherwise etc. etc.
Lyl: Bow down everyone!

-Stare-

-everyone bows-

Lyl: MUHAHAHA!!!
by Quutmon December 08, 2010
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