A simple minded, oafy, ugly, and/or dumb motherfucker who is employed as a rent-a-cop.
You got a job working as mall security... Why do you want to be a lustig?
by M. Berry December 14, 2005
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A silly silly horse that always tries to be part of the fun, but little does he know he is the odd one out.
Shut up Jules Lustig, your a fucking horse.
by pussjuice' May 01, 2019
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