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The third most retarded person on Cowboy Bebop: Space Cowboy. Voted the single biggest whiner on the mud, due to the fact he single handedly described how many steps it would take to get a communicator to say something IC. Also a huge racist.
(OOC) Lurtz: LotR was meant to give Anglo Saxons a more clearly defined ethnic past.
by Giraldus Van D'evic December 10, 2006
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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