A person who subscribes or follows a feed because it is so stupid that it makes them feel smart.

Unlike other trolls, a lurking troll won't vocalize their opinions.
Dan: Wow I got 5 new followers on twitter! I should keep making hilarious cat puns!
Dick: I don't know Dan, I bet most of them are giving you a mutual follow or are lurking trolls. Your life is pretty sad
Dan: *Cries*
by Immunetalox May 26, 2015
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A lurk link is a link to someone's myspace profile, for the purpose of whoever you are talking to being able to see who you are talking about. This is widely used in instant message conversations and myspace
Darin was telling me how saggy this girl was, and I didn't understand until he sent me a lurk link.

dudeman1: Dude this chick is saggy
mandude2: lurk link, dude.
dudeman1: http://wwwhatever
mandude2: sag city, man.
by Jake Shaw October 13, 2007
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A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.
I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.

That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.
by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021
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A term to say to someone when they are stalking your online profile continuously or profusely.
Geez, that guy will not get off of her account, someone should tell him to lurk off..
by ken a December 24, 2019
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What high school kids use as a code name for a juul it can also be referred to as a lurk
Yo bro, pass the lurk stick”
“Nah you’ve been fiending all day”
by Dabber01001 November 12, 2018
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What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.
Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.
by boltzmannbrain November 19, 2015
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This is when you’re in a ZOOM/video meeting with people you don’t know well (usually during a pandemic) and you’re bored so you want to leave. You don’t really know how to exit gracefully, so you get all anxious and continue to hang out: the “panic lurk”.
My friend just had a Zoom Bday party and I didn’t know anyone.

I was bored and wanted to go, but didn’t want to offend her so I just panic lurked.
by SFDanae April 15, 2020
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