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1) Lurk is the act of slaughtering your enemies while remaining concealed in the shadows
2) A way to peruse the babes at a pub while seated in one of the booths with a pint of guiness
2) A way to peruse the babes at a pub while seated in one of the booths with a pint of guiness
Guy #1: Dude!
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Where did Jim's head go?
Guy #3("Jim"): *Gurgle*
Guy #2: Oh shit, Guy #4 seems to be lurking.
Guy #1: I say!
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Where did Jim's head go?
Guy #3("Jim"): *Gurgle*
Guy #2: Oh shit, Guy #4 seems to be lurking.
Guy #1: I say!
by Kermit the Wise June 30, 2010
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"<zim> i hav bin cumming to this chat room since 1995. wat peeps sez here is stoopid
<@allOZ> I don't remember ever seeing you post a line of chat before.
<zim> keke. ths 1st time i ever did"
<@allOZ> I don't remember ever seeing you post a line of chat before.
<zim> keke. ths 1st time i ever did"
by Lane May 02, 2004
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One who creeps on little boys/children, uses candy as a way to attract people under the age of 8 into his/her house, or one that enjoys watching kids play tag. Basically, it is a mega creep.
A Lurk is a pedophile, swim coach who is older than 40 and teaches kids under 5, B Mulli (that is short anyone who has a mullet), and many people from Alaska.
by jgerth May 17, 2010