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Another word for when a person gets an erection in an awkward situation.
Roger was in the front of the room giving his speech when he suddenly got a huge lumpy.
by Andy M-CAT January 27, 2010
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A term for a rich bitch that thinks hes a gangster, often dresses like hes black and has the lingo of a black person.
Chad is such a lumpy,he dresses in g-unit and hes white!
by Josh May 07, 2005
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The art of which hitting someone in the manner that they grow a rather large lump on there head, like in cartoons. A slang word for a beat down.
you see how bad you hit that kid? Totally dishing out lumpies.
by Cougar4646 April 06, 2011
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A very lumpy and thick smoothy
kayla: hey these watermellon smoothies are all lumpy and weird...like its not smooth.

savannah:they are lumpies!

Becca: give me a lumpy!
by MaXandShadoW August 19, 2010
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A male who is usually chubby without being fat. This person usually has mental issues.
Matt is getting way out of control, he's being really lumpy.
by Dukette July 26, 2008
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