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noun. - To create a log of feces, either by natural excretion or compounding several smaller pieces, freeze said log, and use for personal anal stimulation. Preferable after ingestion of large amounts of corn.
Man, it was freakin sick! I came back to school after the break and caught my roomate giving himself a lumbermill right there in the kitchen!
by bigOT07 December 03, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018