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The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.
One thing Cliff really enjoys is a good lumber-jacking.
by Douglas Thorneloe January 20, 2008
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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The act of masturbating whilst watching someone else take a shit, or the act of taking a shit whilst someone watching masturbates
Man, my wife is a dirty bitch - we did some serious lumberjacking last night! She squatted over a glass coffee table & took a shit while I was underneath, masturbating furiously!!
by Jack Shit II March 31, 2007
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Whilst Double Penetrating a girl, The dick in the ass goes in as the dick in the pussy comes out. Like the old school saws that the lumberjacks used back in the day.
Dude, last night, me and my homeboy were totally lumberjacking that bitch. We had her screaming everything with our perfect form!
by Spcmmr January 03, 2011
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{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking
by Brendonious August 30, 2017
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phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!
by bigbonza August 04, 2012
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lumberjacking is a taking a poop. cutting butt logs.
"yo we got to go!"
hang on I am lumberjacking.
by Ryck Dalvengyr August 04, 2014
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