Thomas: "bro why does one piece have such bad pacing"
Luffytard: "one piece is perfect in every way imaginable you...YOU NARUTARD"
Thomas: "why does criticizing one piece make me a narutard?"
Luffytard: "Luffy is better written than kaneki eren and thorfinn!"
Thomas: "what are you saying"
Luffytard: "shut up one piece is a masterpiece and it's better than your favorite show."
Thomas: "ok luffytard"

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz