Person: Hey,you'll have to share a room with John tonight.
Other Person: No way! You know John always pulls a lueden. It's scary as hell.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"