Nearing the end of sexual intercourse, the female waits for the male to climax before then punching him in the face in a hormonal and alcohol fuelled rage.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Verb. to strike with a fist to the vaginal region of a female human being.