a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A boy who is incredibly desperate for female attention. Is an extreme hypocrite but won't admit it. He even leaves his friends for girls who have no interest in him. He doesn't want to accept he's in the friend zone but inside he knows the truth. Eventually, if he continues this behaviour he will lose all his friends.