by Tracey September 05, 2003
This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina
guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then
by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008
This phrase can be used to wish someone good luck who is about to get screwed over, not in a sexual way but more in a life situation
David: Dude, I'm about to get my ass kicked at work, I stuffed up big time with a major client so my boss is angry and wants to see me!
Jeremy: you're fucked, lube luck to you.
Jeremy: you're fucked, lube luck to you.
by jimoth_halp October 29, 2020
by angel bean 2000 June 07, 2016
Referencing a fictional lubricant you apply to the toe area of your boot when you really want to stick your foot up someone's ass for acting a fool.
The engineer sent me the wrong damn drawing for the 3rd time. I am going to put on my boot lube and kick his rectum though his throat.
by Lameo333 November 04, 2013
Lip Lube is a substance that enhances one's ability to have raging kisses with another human being and grants ecstatic pleasure for both parties. Some particularly popular Lip Lubes are lemon raspberry chapstick, oil, or zinc oxide.
Ex 1: Monica: Your lips are chapped. Let me get some lemon raspberry chapstick!
Ian: Wow. That lip lube is amazing ;)
Ex 2: Hey, Pamela, my lips are really chapped do you happen to have some lip lube around to spice things up?
Ian: Wow. That lip lube is amazing ;)
Ex 2: Hey, Pamela, my lips are really chapped do you happen to have some lip lube around to spice things up?
by lemonade.raspberry09 August 25, 2011
Today's Differential Equation test is going to hurt no matter what, but I did lube up last night by reading all my notes.
by derpdederpdederp June 08, 2010