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The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
by Dr. Kickass May 12, 2006
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1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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