A university in north-west Lubbock, Texas that no one in Lubbock remembers or cares that it exist. Has a decent baseball team but overall just flat-out sucks.
Lubbock Christian University Student: "Hey I go to Lubbock Christian" Texas Tech Student: Where the fuck is that?
by hookemyea February 03, 2011
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(noun) The act of sexual gratification through stuffing your phallus member into the overhanging fat deposits of a bulbous partner.
I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!

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I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.
by Oozma Kappa April 07, 2021
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the jizz in a day old condom, particularly the type that has dirt/dust in it as a result of sitting out in West Texas
Brad: Have you met Chelsea?
Chad: No, but I heard she's really into Lubbock butter.
by jizzjesusgodtitties69 October 20, 2018
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The catastrophic result of a Anal sex face down in a hot tub resulting in horrific anal tearing aka ruptured anoose
Mike tried giving ben a sneaky Lubbock lucky we had plenty of lube
by Evie one June 14, 2014
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