When two men have sex with one woman (in both her mouth and vagina) simultaneously, creating the effect of a pig-on-a-spit at a luau.
by Marcudis July 10, 2008
a fruitbowl with a pressed ham combo in refernce to the pineapple and fruit of the hawaiian luau with the hammy ham pig.
with the windows rolled up tight and pressed ham quickly losing its fun josh presented the elderly with none other then a luau.
by scrublife October 15, 2003
A type of party... the best type of party.
The type of party attended by the likes of: Davis Chri$t
Ashlee Dacey
Roth
And Rothwell(when he’s not being a fucking nerd)
These parties typically involve large sums of alcohol and Cannabis as well as the occasional lean and haircut combo wombo... not for the faint of heart.
One may detect a fellow luauer by the presence of a Hawaiian necklace called a lei on their neck. It is customary to greet fellow luauers by dapping them up and saying “Issa luau”.
Luauers typically have MASSIVE penises.
The type of party attended by the likes of: Davis Chri$t
Ashlee Dacey
Roth
And Rothwell(when he’s not being a fucking nerd)
These parties typically involve large sums of alcohol and Cannabis as well as the occasional lean and haircut combo wombo... not for the faint of heart.
One may detect a fellow luauer by the presence of a Hawaiian necklace called a lei on their neck. It is customary to greet fellow luauers by dapping them up and saying “Issa luau”.
Luauers typically have MASSIVE penises.
Wow did you hear about that luau last weekend? I heard they got shit faced and Davis got his haircut!
Yeah he’s definitely a luauer I could see his dick print from miles away.
Person A(not a luauer): going to the luau this weekend?
Person B(a luauer): bro you got it all wrong, it’s ALWAYS a luau
Yeah he’s definitely a luauer I could see his dick print from miles away.
Person A(not a luauer): going to the luau this weekend?
Person B(a luauer): bro you got it all wrong, it’s ALWAYS a luau
by DubsOfAllSorts May 31, 2019
When you wrap your hog in banana leaves, bury it in the sand for several hours, and then thrust it into your girl's hot dripping poi hole.
Since they didn't have enough money to go on vacation, C.T. and Jenn had a pork luau in the back yard.
by Schmidt-Dogg May 04, 2009
Man last night this chick was looking like a roasted pig with that dildo of hers at a Hawaiian Luau........ I don't even know how that was even possible.
by DigBick0690 June 19, 2018
Same as a standard-issue luau, but with an elephant substituting his tail and trunk for the equipment of two men.
by Marcudis July 10, 2008