A small hairy animal which resides in the central belt of scotland. It is the only species known to man which is entirly lesbian. How they reproduce remains a mystery to scientists, some believe they rape more vunerable animals like a drunk beaver, or a impressionable squirl. The "luandi" is an extreamly agressive and sexualy driven animal and is responsible for 47% of all sexual attacks in scotland alone.
They are known to be unable to produce any saliva so there is usually no lubrication during the attacks.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.