a promiscuous, dirty coke whore with a fat ass who stalks people on myspace and enjoys drinking wine coolers, boxed wine, and purchasing overpriced cocaine cut with ex lax. you can usually find her passed out at the local bar in the mens restroom, or face down - ass up in the backseat of a 'murdered out' SUV. she also fucks all of her male co-workers on the reg.

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

acronym for "like shit boi"

shit can be spelled in different ways

Ex. shidd, shid, shyt, etc.

boi also can be spelled in different ways
Ex. boy, boii, etc.

Abbreviation for Lifestyle Block. This is the unique name that New Zealanders give to blocks of land of 2 or more acres. They are becoming increasingly popular with city-dwellers looking to 'ditch the neighbours' and move to the country.

Short for Linux Standard Base, the LSB is a standard for making portable GNU/Linux applications that can be installed on any LSB-compliant Linux distribution.

Lickety Split Bitch (the alternative to the overused ASAP).

Laugh Shrugg Bail