A female who, after drinking cheap whiskey, curses you by the microwave just before scurrying to the bathroom to answer her old dopeman she used to blow who is calling from an upstate prison.
her: Can you buy me a bottle?
him: Why so you can turn into a loyal laura?
or: Damn i married a loyal laura !!!
him: Why so you can turn into a loyal laura?
or: Damn i married a loyal laura !!!
by mywifeisashy December 08, 2018
It’s a man who, after finding a compatible mate, lets his asshole belong to her and only her for whenever and wherever she wants to use it.
by boonshnoggles101 December 10, 2020
Just right in between the lines because y’all lookin fo the wrong ones yall never give the loyal niggas the time or the audacity
by Lj.stines July 20, 2019
by Bootylicker148 February 23, 2020
by Fubardose March 07, 2021
by vodkashotss July 26, 2017
this is the shy but freaky typa female. if she’s messin with you and actin like a hoe and sending you stuff, just know that you’re the only one. she’s a thot, but she’s a loyal thot. Don’t take her for granted tho cause once she don’t mess with you no more that’s it, you can say goodbye
girl 1: “omg i heard you were sending stuff to Jimmy. you’re such a thot!”
girl 2: “yea but i’m a loyal thot lol”
girl 2: “yea but i’m a loyal thot lol”
by thatbword February 19, 2020

