doodling yourself. jerking it. solo dolo. fiddler on the roofie. party of one. masturbating, son.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

Instead of hi-fiving, low-fiving. Bring your hands down to your side and push one out at another person's hand = low-fiving. Or, hold hand out, palm up and allow someone to slap your hand = low-fiving.