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The violent unexpected expunging of a man's loins
Mark see's Steve's glistening glory in the post-match showers causing an immediate and embarassing love sneeze
by BeaverBee October 24, 2007
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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Getting off in a girls mouth, covering it with your hand, then tickling her until it comes out her nose.
So last night Sarah had a love sneeze. It got all over my bed.
by BeekerBux February 06, 2010
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