Person A: Bro, I got with this awesome Mormon chick last night
Person B: Did you give her the love glub?
Person A: totes!

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you